Squose

The fictional act of wrapping your hands around a persons neck.

"He jumped on his back and squose his neck until he inflicted pain."

by No Laces September 29, 2010

squoshex

We all know and are fond of this delightful orange vegetable. However, what is not know is how it is correctly spelled. Back in the times of the Native Americans, they used to eat this veggi a lot. So, they decided to name it squoshex, with an o and an ex at the end. When the whites came, they misinterpreted the word and spelled it the way it sounded (since we're morons) as squash, with an a and no ex at the end. This was a dire mistake on our part and it must be changed if we ever want any Native American tongue preserved. The organization Squoshex Helps Indians To Survive (S.H.I.T.S) is planing to change our spelling of the word to...well...help Indians survive.

1. Boy do I love squoshex the vegetable.
2. Mom, can we have squoshex for dinner tonight?
3. My favorite thing starts with an s and ends with ex...squoshex!

by manbearpig will kill you all April 7, 2008

Squover

When a female squats and hovers while using the toilet to avoid contact with the seat.

The squover maneuver is most commonly performed when using public facilities.

by Henry_D April 16, 2009

squoose

A rare breed of animal that is birthed when a squirrel and a moose do the do in the vag

Great Scott, would you look at that Squoose!

by sWaG July 19, 2014

squoner

semi-erect penis. not quite a full hard-on, yet more then a little aroused

Dude, she left me with a squoner after we made out.

by pbid October 4, 2009

squoke

a mixed alcoholic beverage combining kraken rum (squid on bottle) and either coke or diet coke. the combination of "squid" and "coke" create the terminology of "squoke"

Yes, make me a squoke, diet or regular is fine

by Squokers January 9, 2011

squoshing

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.

Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).

by jah20twenty January 22, 2014