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a mixed alcoholic beverage combining kraken rum (squid on bottle) and either coke or diet coke. the combination of "squid" and "coke" create the terminology of "squoke"
Yes, make me a squoke, diet or regular is fine
squoke by Squokers January 9, 2011
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A painful way of hurting someone. Half poke half squeeze. Much like pinching, except more painful. Often used in special martial arts.
Bob: *squokes Michael
Michael: YOOOUCH!!! *blows up
Bob: OMG
squoke by SCONEZ April 8, 2009
Related Words
squoke squoze Squozen Squozed squoes squok squoner squope squore up squotes
Past tense of “squawk
I just squoke like a bird
“😟”
squoke by A pitchfork 👵 October 22, 2022
When a female squats and hovers while using the toilet to avoid contact with the seat.
The squover maneuver is most commonly performed when using public facilities.
Squover by Henry_D April 16, 2009
A person on the internet on online video games who's voice clearly hasn't broken and is excruciatingly high pitched. These people are usually very obnoxious and are seen talking too much or complaining a lot when they lose. These are also usually the first to scream that someone is hacking or camping even simply because they are losing. This can only apply to children who speak through their mics complaining or arrogantly or disgustingly.
Squaker: "I was shooting you!! Why don't you die you fucking hacker!!"
Other Player: "Dude, relax it's just a game"
Squaker: "That's what I said to your mom when I fucked her last night!"

Other Player: "Kid! You're 13, so you're still a virgin and you're crying because of a game? You're just a squaker with no life, just shut up and save yourself some dignity"
squaker by Average Gamer September 22, 2013
Absolute sick cunt crazy that be facing faddies on da regula. Thick smoke stay woke mothcfuxka vibes yanamsayin big doinks andoobs dasafhacc #fuck12
That squnker smells like flower.
Squnker by The squnkgang December 1, 2021
A squeker is a 2-12 year old kid (mostly found in First Person Shooter games) that screams over the mic or just annoys everyone in the lobby or play session.
Squeker: GO AND CAP THE FLAG!!!!!!!!

Normal Guy: Shut up and get offline you squeker!
squeker by Scatman54 October 18, 2014
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