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squirtling 

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.
Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night
squirtling by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Squettling 

The act of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol from a square tea pot or kettle.
'Hey Rick, I really can't remember anything from last night'.

'Well thats what squettling does to you Olaf'.
Squettling by Penders November 5, 2009

squealing like a cat 

When someone is whining or fussing about something...similar to squealing like a pig. Cats? Squealing? Designed to confuse.
"Those chicks found out we were prank calling them"
"They squealing like cats!"

"She said she was tired of walking......I told her to stop squealing like a cat."

squirtling 

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.
"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."
squirtling by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

squirraling 

When the weather is that cold, your ballbag shrinks and your nuts start hibernating in your stomach.
ie, my bollocks are squirraling!
squirraling by sandaz January 8, 2010

Squiggling 

Squiggling is creation in pursuit of one's ambition that follows a non-linear progression.

A squiggler is a person who does not adhere to conformity or follow established rules, someone with big vision and the bravery to take bold steps forward with the certainty they might not always be in the same direction.
To squiggle is to step out of a “normal” job or upbringing to do something fearless and groundbreaking.

“There is no passion to be found in playing small - in settling for a life that is less that the one you are capable of living” - Nelson Mandela
'I heard Amy just quit her job as a lawyer to become an artist'
'Yeah, she's squiggling'
Squiggling by BigBraveBold January 29, 2019