Squist

The combined action of squishing and twisting an object.

Instead of slicing up the mangoes as the recipe called for, John squisted them.

by blueflareeyes January 26, 2016

Squirt juice

It's something that only me and Christian make so if you wanna make it with him or me FUCK OFF

Christian: You wanna make squirt juice at 9?
Me: Bet😩

by Emma ligma July 20, 2019

squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Squilt

A scrotal quilt.

"A nice warm Squilt for the winter!"

by Lemmy Lilmister January 15, 2015

Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Jackie squirt

The most legendary squirt of them all, can only be obtained by boyfriend dick.

Have you ever made her squirt? Yeah I got that Jackie squirt all over me brooo.

by Dasquirt December 19, 2020

squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016