by Lemmy Lilmister January 15, 2015
Get the Squilt mug.The act of pulling ones scrotum up towards your navel and in so doing covering your balls and cock. In performing this act you have made a blanket or quilt from your scrotum skin.
The joy of a squilt is not only the warmth felt by your cock and balls but this act allows for a fun game of hide and seek with your partner.
Another bonus is the joy felt from her/him performing a hummer to your squilt. And allowing easy access to the taint and a possible tossed salad.
The joy of a squilt is not only the warmth felt by your cock and balls but this act allows for a fun game of hide and seek with your partner.
Another bonus is the joy felt from her/him performing a hummer to your squilt. And allowing easy access to the taint and a possible tossed salad.
Gee my cock and balls are cold tonight honey.
Why don't you make a squilt for it dear?
That's a brilliant idea honey.
Why don't you make a squilt for it dear?
That's a brilliant idea honey.
by frosty_71 April 11, 2011
Get the Squilt mug."OH Shit, I forgot to put the squilt down and now there's pussy juice on the sheets!"
Darin hasn't washed the squilt and it's starting to stink.
Darin hasn't washed the squilt and it's starting to stink.
by Munge Master February 12, 2010
Get the Squilt mug.If you have a 20 pound ballsack you could remove a lot of that skin flap and make a nice quilt for the winter out of it, a squilt.
by KitsuneAlex December 22, 2018
Get the squilt mug.A rare species of animal, native to Tasmania. Squilliams walk on 4 legs but are able to sit upright, similar to beavers. However, their walking capabilities are limited when on 2 legs. Squilliams saw vast brutality and oppression following British colonization of Tasmania, and later through their unfair treatment by the Australian government.
Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
"I'm a fan of Squilliam meat personally, though it is a bit too gamey"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
by Uncle_Clem July 2, 2021
Get the Squilliam mug.by Emma ligma July 20, 2019
Get the Squirt juice mug.by Dasquirt December 19, 2020
Get the Jackie squirt mug.