Squirgum 

When something arouses you so fast that your sperm leaks out of your penis before it is full chub.

“You just made me squirgum in my pants”

Squirgum by BackPocketRPG December 19, 2021

Squigums 

A small critter that lives on or under the ground. Must be squirmy. Most rodents and frogs are Squigums but not all. Some birds and mustelids. They are pretty sick.

Remy the rat from Ratatouille is a big squigums.

Squigums by Papa Gape August 12, 2022

Squiggum 

adj: The smallest amount possible, or less then 6 pounds.
noun:semen

note, you can not use squiggum as a noun and adjective in the same sentance.
i.e.> That's a squiggum of squiggum.

Oi! You got your squiggum in my eye!
I only want a squiggum of lotion.

Squiggum by Eloyzen March 26, 2009

Squirmumfizzle 

noun.
A sausage fest

verb.
a painful orgasm.

Girl 1: Haha eww look at that squirmumfizzle none of them are getting my number
girl 2: Crap! i know that guy he gave me a squirmumfizzle

Squirmumfizzle by teh_aj July 20, 2010

squiggums

a derogatory term used to mock an over weight African american female that is on her minstrel cycle on Tuesday at sonic during happy hour

whats up mr.squiggums

squiggums by free389 November 13, 2011

Squirnumn 

Some Jizz. This term is used as plural, and past tense. No need for S' or an ed.

Bro! I just squirnumn on my bed sheets!

Squirnumn by Dr. Qratzi November 25, 2024