Squiggum

adj: The smallest amount possible, or less then 6 pounds.
noun:semen

note, you can not use squiggum as a noun and adjective in the same sentance.
i.e.> That's a squiggum of squiggum.

Oi! You got your squiggum in my eye!
I only want a squiggum of lotion.

by Eloyzen March 26, 2009