Squiggum

adj: The smallest amount possible, or less then 6 pounds.
noun:semen

note, you can not use squiggum as a noun and adjective in the same sentance.
i.e.> That's a squiggum of squiggum.

Oi! You got your squiggum in my eye!
I only want a squiggum of lotion.

by Eloyzen November 3, 2008

squiggums

a derogatory term used to mock an over weight African american female that is on her minstrel cycle on Tuesday at sonic during happy hour

whats up mr.squiggums

by free389 June 2, 2011