squirlling

Looking for ones nut

I am squirlling hard tonight. I need to find my nut.

by Squirrelysquirell69 November 6, 2017

Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

by CaWe March 20, 2004

squirtling

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

squirtling

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.

"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."

by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

squirting orgasm

Female ejaculation---EPIC sex

Last night our sex was so wild, so loud, so epic that I had a squirting orgasm. Messy but EPIC!

by Bad Nancie May 17, 2014