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Squingle Squirt 

When you bust your head open on the edge of a table and piss yourself.
"Yo, I squingle squirted yesterday after my ex threw her tampon at me."
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squirgle 

A sound a cat makes that is a mixture of purring and a meow.
After my cat uses the litterbox she squirgles and then runs around the room real fast.
squirgle by cogsmos April 4, 2013

Squirgle 

When a group of women squirt onto one man. Similar to bukkake but more wet and less sticky.
Bri, Lauren, Kerry, and Brittney just squirgled all over me and I loved it!
Squirgle by dubz1989 December 10, 2017

Squirgle Mcnirgle

Similar or meaning the same as darn, oh shucks, crap, shit, fuck, basically anything that sucks.

Squirgle mcnirgle, the fish died.
Squirgle Mcnirgle by catholicpriest February 4, 2009

Squirgle 

The sound made by a belly digesting alchohol/drugs the morning after.
"Listen to the squirgles of that boy!"
Squirgle by Rubick June 4, 2003

squirgle 

a teacher thats a force and makes you do a ridiculous amount of work
Man did you see the essay Mr philips wants us to do? What a squirgle.
squirgle by NERT2109 May 6, 2018

Squirgle 

To shift side to side moving oneself in a direction. To rotate to a different axes from another. To constantly squirm about moving to one place to another.
Please kid squirgle over a bit.

I squirgled myself into a bad situation.

Quit squirgling around and sit still.
Squirgle by xlioilx4 June 15, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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