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Cock Squiggler 

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.
Cock Squiggler by Border January 10, 2019

squiggely squigglers 

The most dominant sports franchise in the the history of the universe, the parallel galaxies, and the dream land galaxies.
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squiggely squigglers by gaydos October 25, 2003

Squiggler 

One who swerves back and forth while driving their car, making a squiggle formation. Commonly used to describe a shitty driver.
That guy drives so bad. He's such a squiggler
Squiggler by Squiggles September 4, 2015

Squigglers 

slugs/shellless snails with speed, usually found in a bowl or cup and sound like mac and cheese being mixed
I hate the sound of squigglers playing
Squigglers by squiggler master November 11, 2010

Squiggler 

A soccer term coined by John Rankin; a winger who plays for Scottish Premier League side, Hibernian.

It is an attempt to describe how a long shot towards goal may take an undulating path in mid-air due to the action of 'toe-bashing'(striking a ball with the toe instead of side or instep of foot).

It is generally for power in sacrifice of accuracy.
Rankin hit a squiggler from 40 yards and made Boruc look like a fool to give Hibernian a great 2-0 victory over the Celtic.
Squiggler by Xoffer January 4, 2009

squogularious

something that's really funny.
haha! isnt it squogularious! labour won the election!
squogularious by fairy nuff September 20, 2003
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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