Squidwank 

When you have consumed so much cocaine you can’t masturbate properly as you fail to maintain an erection.

Squidwank;

I was so off my nut last night I was laid in bed squidwanking for hours after a shit tonne of packet!

Squidwank by FrankZmiller November 6, 2018

SquidanticZ 

The most powerful, caring and fun antics between a super close set of friends.

The squid-eyes went out for a night of Squidanticz.

SquidanticZ by Sb5 Squid April 20, 2021

Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

Eduardo Squidwardo by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

SquidanticZ 

A group of really close friends, having a really good time together.

It was Bessie’s birthday so SquidanticZ were a must.

SquidanticZ by Sb5 Squid April 17, 2021

Squidward 

The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."

Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.

Squidward by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

Squidward torture porn

Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.

Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!

Squidward torture porn by Yosuke Hanamura November 16, 2013

squidwards nose 

A long, floppy dick.

"we was in the movies and she tried to grab my squidwards nose"

squidwards nose by RIP Garry the Goat November 20, 2018