Squidjanky 

A word which means gross or unique. It defines something unusual and inhumane.

The traditions of our distant family were squidjanky

Squidjanky by sarah and coltonbell June 10, 2023

Squidwank 

When you have consumed so much cocaine you can’t masturbate properly as you fail to maintain an erection.

Squidwank;

I was so off my nut last night I was laid in bed squidwanking for hours after a shit tonne of packet!

Squidwank by FrankZmiller November 6, 2018

Cuneo Squidank 

The act of male sexual hand relief using a squid tube that has been warmed in the microwave oven for 22 seconds

David expressed to the crew, how he produced knockout drops after performing the Cuneo Squidank, Alex asked could he burrow the Squid tube when Kai was done with it

Cuneo Squidank by Uneak DRN March 19, 2021