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Squidwank
When you have consumed so much cocaine you can’t masturbate properly as you fail to maintain an erection.
Squidwank;
I was so off my nut last night I was laid in bed squidwanking for hours after a shit tonne of packet!
I was so off my nut last night I was laid in bed squidwanking for hours after a shit tonne of packet!
Squidwank by FrankZmiller November 6, 2018
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Cuneo Squidank
The act of male sexual hand relief using a squid tube that has been warmed in the microwave oven for 22 seconds
David expressed to the crew, how he produced knockout drops after performing the Cuneo Squidank, Alex asked could he burrow the Squid tube when Kai was done with it
Cuneo Squidank by Uneak DRN March 19, 2021
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)