Jimmy's body was found mangled and beat out of proportion, each body part torn off and crudely sown in different places. The several different shoeprints in his blood suggested multiple assailants. There was a letter found lodged inside Jimmy's throat, each letter seemingly written by a different person. It wrote: "GET SQUIDONKLED".
Jason: "Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
George: "He was certainly squidonkled."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.