squidgel

contortion of one's face

Stop squidgeling your face every time I say we are eating spinach!

by rchgrca December 25, 2014

Squidgel

To wrinkle up badly. To ruin something by changing its shape beyond recognition.

Oh, look what you’ve done to that clay piece. You’ve squidgeled it all up.

by Alonzo Sedgewick August 2, 2022

Squidgel

A decadent & high-class sweet treat, made by first cutting the crust off a slice of white bread, then flattening it with a rolling pin, then spreading a layer of Miyoko's vegan butter, then a layer of jam or jelly of your choice, and finally rolling it up - enjoy! Yum.

Damn, that squidgel is taaaaasteeee!!!!!

by rsppnoza99 October 31, 2025

Squidge Mark

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.

Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart

Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.

by NCKnobster September 8, 2011

Squidget

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009

squidgedoo

a squidgedoo is a term referring to a native new zealand species of a bear cub. It can also be used in terms of irrelevance to nothing whatsoever. squidgedoo?

Squidgedoos have a distinctive mating call only heard during a waning moon in August in Howick, Auckland, New Zealand. It sounds like a savage sneeze. It can attract all sorts of parrot-birds and possum-rodents, cheese-dogs and minibuses (dohlahz).

haw haw haw! souffle! squidgedoo in ma behleh!

AH CHEE WHOOOO!

by E PON MON CHO April 2, 2009