contortion
Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.
contortion by Igle December 15, 2007
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Contortion
The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.
Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."
Molly: " That would be fun!"
Molly: " That would be fun!"
Contortion by Monnikah July 26, 2017
penis contortion
The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
penis contortion by syrecia February 10, 2008
Penil Contortion
When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
Penil Contortion by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021
contention
The captured territory was the main area of contention between the two countries.
The show Barney has always been a source of contention for me. But seriously, it has ruined my childhood.
The show Barney has always been a source of contention for me. But seriously, it has ruined my childhood.
contention by seemslegit69 October 22, 2017
Contortionist
Contortionist by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018
contourtionism
The obsessive proclivity one may have toward placing objects or body parts into areas that will seemingly accommodate the chosen item's contours while occupying the maximum volume of the empty space.
"The top of my chiweenie's head fits perfectly into my eye socket like a furry little puzzle piece."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."
contourtionism by knifestrauzen June 18, 2013
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