Squeeglee

The emotion people experience when perceiving something as cute, such as a baby or puppy. The feeling you're having when you look at something cute and say, "Awwww."

Noun: "When a cat wears a hat, it fills me with squeeglee."

Verb: "I squeeglee that kitten."

by Peristeronic September 1, 2024

squeezle

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

squeetle

When a apprentice/new guy runs about trying to keep up with his more superior co worker. But manages to only completely slow shit down.

For the love of shit squeetle what are you doing over there? Hurry the fuck up.

by Jacques05 April 12, 2017

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Vanderwallen Squeegee

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015