Squeazel

Squeazel: an animal resembling a small rodent, typically otter-like, with a penchant for dressing in drag, specifically girdles and corsets.

Henry rushed out to his chicken coop, only to see a squeazel making off why his prize cock.

by FloggingRosie September 2, 2018

squeezel

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.

Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?

by Locker June 11, 2007

squeasel

a small woodland mammal used in a Vietnamese dish. Made famous by Anthony Bourdain in "No Reservations." May also be referred to as "porcupine."

"What's that?"

"Uhhh... squeasel!"

by squeasel_eater August 26, 2007

squeazle

(SKWEE-zull). verb. Ice Hockey term. When the puck slips through a goalie's pads after an initial save and crosses the goal line seemingly with a life of its own.

The puck squeazled through Antero Niitymaki to make the Buffalo-Tampa Bay game 3-0.

by wbnybo March 28, 2010

lemon squeazer

prison slang for someone who jerks off constantly

OJ Simpson is a lemon squeazer

by portugee February 13, 2008

squeezeliciousness

When you want to squeeze someone really badly, may it be their body or a certain part of their body

'you are look squeezeliciousness!'

by Inty March 28, 2008

squeasel

n. someone who is sneaky and sly, yet somehow always manages to get away with it. A squeasel is usually someone younger than you whom you are powerless to act against, such as your little brother, a nephew, or your own kid.

My cousin is such a squeasel, I let him listen to a song and he totally walked away with my MP3 player.

by Kunming Jess September 26, 2006