Definitions by portugee

bitched up

another word for pussywiped

dude 1: hey, you know micheal's not drinkin cus his lady wont let him?
dude 2: damn, he's bitched up

bitched up by portugee March 17, 2008

lemon squeazer 

prison slang for someone who jerks off constantly

OJ Simpson is a lemon squeazer

lemon squeazer by portugee February 13, 2008

marijuana addiction 

Actually Mr. Lament, your a dumbass. I can't think of any pot head i know, including yours truely, that cant quit the shit when they need to. ive never heard of anyone suckin dick for weed man, have you? maybe there is someone out there like that, but everyone knows that a true addiction is when you'll give everythang up for one thing, not just "ohh, i want some weed."

pothead and addict are two complete things, one smokes weed alot, the other will whore themselves... there is no such thing as a marijuana addiction, and if you believe there is, then go look at your neighborhood crackhead... THATS addiction

marijuana addiction by portugee February 8, 2008

green light 

you yell it out in a fight and everyone start cracking skulls

"green light, fight or flight!"

green light by portugee February 8, 2008