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An asshole that's been spit on.

Mark>I Like a good squach.
Joe<Squach?
Mark>Thats an asshole that's been spit on.

squach by /fa/ggot annon June 7, 2016

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Squach

The part of a male genitals where the underbelly of the meat and the ballsack meet

That chick was so kinky she even licked on my squach.

Squach by SpankyMc.LongDong April 4, 2011

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Squach

What you call the greatest group of assholes on the planet Earth who do nothing but play videogames and attack League of Legends players.

Man I want to join the Squach.

Squach by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

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fuck squach

When you leave an orgy early without telling anyone where you're going

Oh hey he's leaving, there goes fuck squach

fuck squach by Papa dongus April 19, 2018

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Squashify

The best Instagram checker + follow bot!

Yesterday I got a 100K hit using Squashify

Squashify by Squashify December 22, 2020

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squashlet

A very young squash, grown from a squashling.

I have a nice crop of squashlets, with luck they will mature into nice big squash that we can eat.

squashlet by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

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squashling

What results from planting a squash seed that germinates. A baby squash plant.

This spring i've grown a fine crop of squashlings, hopefully they will grow up to produce squashlets that will produce nice big squash that we will enjoy eating.

squashling by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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