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squazzles 

She gave squazzles to me yesterday.
Get on your knees bitch, give squazzles quick fast.
squazzles by benji c July 10, 2006

Squapple 

A squapple is a apple with a squirrel tail and head.
I saw a squapple in the tree.
Squapple by IAmASquapple June 4, 2014

squazzle 

verb The act of squazing something
To Squaz
Sometimes we like to squazzle before a meal
squazzle by Goonishbeav February 11, 2003

Squazzle 

to have a gulp or mouthfull of a drink or liquid
man hurry up and have a squazzle and pass that shit on we gettin thirsty
Squazzle by ogio May 29, 2007

squample 

a wet dick fat. a origin from my buddy's dad
the bitch was gettin' mouthy so i squampled on her face
squample by the ferber May 19, 2004

Squapollywog 

1.) A word that implies a formal request of superior and/or simply ourstanding oral sex from a cumguzzling gutter hoe.

2.) asking a hoe for Slurp 'n' burp
This hoe was disrespectful to me while i was breakin up sum weed so i said,"BITCH!! YOU know what time it is, Squapollywog" and the cumguzzling gutter hoe knew to honk my bobo instantly.
Squapollywog by däntè November 5, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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