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Spurtability 

Things (anythings) coming in spurts, or sudden bursts.
Announcer 1: "Their scoring has really come in spurts in the second half, and you've got to have it, spurtability is what I like to call it."
Spurtability by PedroiasArmy September 14, 2011

shatability 

shat·a·bil·i·ty
/SHatˈəˈbilədē/

A public restroom that possesses combined levels of cleanliness, comfort, amenities and also provides both visual and olfactory appeal which can be rated and/or ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the best, fractional numeric values can be utilized, i.e. 6.7, or 9.2, etc.) by the individual having to sit down on a toilet to urinate (piss) and/or for a bowel movement (shat).
The shatability of the crapper in that resturant was a solid 8. The owner of this establishment would be well served to improve the shatability rating to at least a 6.5 to ensure repeat customers. Only a shatability scale that allows a less then zero rating could best describe that restroom.
shatability by Shakespeareiums January 24, 2016

Suitability 

To determine the likelihood of being able to pull off a suit in a given situation.
Suitability is always an option, for a gentleman.

Do you think next week's dinner with your mom is suitable?
Suitability by Wait for it. November 5, 2018

Seatability 

The ability to seat outside dining.
We have great seatability in our outside patio now

seatability 

The perfect seated position to maximize coverage during a lap dance.
Your dance will be $10 more due to the seatability of your lap.
seatability by chobb September 10, 2020

Smutability

The credibility of one being a smut. Involving themselves in promiscuous behavior thus having it known by a wide variety of individuals.
Yo she violated him, but it only made her look bad...it only confirmed her smutability.

Her smutability is valid, she'll give it up

Greyci G
Smutability by swaglikewantansoup November 12, 2011