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Moon Squares 

Toilet Paper
dude! ran out of moon squares today had to use my sock.
Moon Squares by wthail February 18, 2010

Dingle squares 

An assortment of dingleberries in a brownie like formation baked at a toasty 405 degrees celsius and served to enemies and friends alike as a practical joke.
John: "DUDE you fed him dingle squares?!"
Darvis: "Yep. All 62 of them."
Dingle squares by chadbop February 3, 2013

The palmer squares 

The best rapper/stoner duo since pikachu and ash. ... Acumental and Terminal knowledge shit on chitown with there profound bars.
Guy 1: Have you heard term and ac from the Palmer squares spit... ?!
Guy 2: Hell Yeah I just bought my knowledge over swag shirt!

no squares in my circle 

Nobody likes to hang around boring/dull persons for more than half a sec. Having no squares in your circle means your closest ones' group is interesting, driven and adventurous; you stand out as opposed to fitting in.
"… I wanna be somebody, somebody that's never been
No squares in my circle, best shape I ever been"

A pack of squares 

Victim: Is that my wallet in your pocket?
thief : Naw all I got in my pocket is a pack of squares, and some change
A pack of squares by hamster55 June 25, 2017
cigarettess
yoo dawg, can i getta square?..... got a light?
squares by sonya June 16, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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