sonya's definitions

chauvanistic

Guys that only talk about a girls boobs, and butt. That's the only way they can fit in. They don't care if they're doing it around a girl either. Talk about how often they jack off all the time, and could care less if a girl was around. Talk about girls as if they were a piece of meat, and that's all they want a girl for is to screw.

Some of the guys in my class are such chauvanistic pigs! They also need to know if they jack off too much, they won't be able to have kids when they're older, and they're balls will be the size of a pea!

by Sonya September 7, 2003

hash brownies

Brownies baked with marijuana for the intention of getting high.

You want some of these hash brownies?
Yeah, I need to get stoned.

by Sonya June 29, 2004

dildo scrubber

The assholes on Kazaa who put shitty ass files on there just so people will download shit from them.

person 1: Man, I gotta get the Points of Authority video.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.

by Sonya August 6, 2003

FONO

Acronym for 'Friend of No-One'. Usually applies to friendless loners who sit in the corner... and cry.

Person A: That George is such a loner.
Person B: Oh, I know. He's a total FONO.

by Sonya August 21, 2004

Staind

One of the most uber bands in THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD! And does deserve more recognition, cuz they do kick ass!

Staind kicks all your pop lovin asses!

by Sonya July 19, 2003

cakin

meaning the act of willing to do anything for your significant other.

your fiend wants you to hang out and you decide to chill with your boyfriend or girlfriend instead so they will say your cakin turn off the oven

by sonya November 17, 2003

waffling

Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:

1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.

2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.

1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'

2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'

by Sonya August 21, 2004