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Squarebody 

A very sexy, well built machine. The only kind of truck a man should drive
"Look at that sexy ass squarebody"
Squarebody by Casper-the-unseen January 19, 2017

squarebiz 

1. The truth in its rawest form, No Bullshit, real deal, serious business.
1. This guy has a mean basketball game, squarebiz, the next Michael Jordan.
squarebiz by Ghost Writer January 24, 2008

Squarebag 

A paper grocery bag containing a 6 or 12 pack of cans of the alcoholic beverage commonly known as beer.
Hey guy, can you come back to the station-house with a squarebag for the Sergeant?
Squarebag by Maurice Lung October 6, 2005

Squarebutt 

Any square ass loser who always be floorin his v-tec and parking it in reverse, and who wont play outdoor basketball because he might get sick
This SquareButt Ri Hea (refer to picture)
Squarebutt by Pimp McPimp November 30, 2006

squarebrain 

Someone who isn't stupid, but not smart.

Also see on YouTube: icecreamsandwich
“wow 𝑵𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒂, you really do suffer from squarebrain!”

squarebeezy 

A woman who don't know when to give a playa want he wants and is always just runnin that mouth
Seems like every skank livin' in Deer Park is a damn squarebeezy these days.
squarebeezy by DPmack June 22, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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