squard
squard by siiiiipoetry January 7, 2016
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Squard
Noun.
Informal-
1. (affectionately) an utterly foolish, easily deceived person. Someone who seems to be a particular pawn of the gods. Related to squink.
Vulgar Slang
2. A being of the utmost contempt. A hateful and irritating person. Related to squonk.
Informal-
1. (affectionately) an utterly foolish, easily deceived person. Someone who seems to be a particular pawn of the gods. Related to squink.
Vulgar Slang
2. A being of the utmost contempt. A hateful and irritating person. Related to squonk.
1. Harold attempted a romantic surprise for Pat’s birthday, but suffered acute appendicitis on the front doorstep instead.
He had also mistaken her neighbours doorstep for hers and was subsequently attacked by their Pomeranians.
‘He’s a total squard , but I love him’ Pat said to her birthday guests as she fetched the first aid kit.
2. That squard walks around like he is in his own tv show. He came upto our table interrupted the conversation to say, hey check out my idea, expelled a 15 minute monologue, and then left.
He had also mistaken her neighbours doorstep for hers and was subsequently attacked by their Pomeranians.
‘He’s a total squard , but I love him’ Pat said to her birthday guests as she fetched the first aid kit.
2. That squard walks around like he is in his own tv show. He came upto our table interrupted the conversation to say, hey check out my idea, expelled a 15 minute monologue, and then left.
Squard by The Misery Loves Co. July 24, 2021
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Squadren
Squadren by will bitten September 18, 2016
Awkward Squad
Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.
The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
Awkward Squad by AKACroatalin April 11, 2015
Squad Kick
When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.
One example is the "Squad Kick."
A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.
A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
One example is the "Squad Kick."
A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.
A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
Squad Kick by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008