Squagmart

A slang term for “smegma” or “knob cheese
Also a local corner shop in Bristol, England.

“Yo, meet me and the gang outside Squagmart at 12.33”
“Bro you have so much squagmart it smells awful”

Squagmart by Hawktuahberry February 6, 2025

squatmattress 

whore, slut, TEH DIRTEH. not even a bum that shit his pants would hit it.

dood she is squatmattress

squatmattress by starrie February 6, 2003

squagmire 

NOUN: Any unappealing solid or mostly solid substance or mixture of substances. The dry form of swill.

Since the couch had not been moved in a long time there was a substatial amount of squagmire underneath.

squagmire by diezel_cowboy November 22, 2007

squamatic 

To have scales, or to be scaly in appearance: either when seen with the naked eye, or under a microscope.

Lichen is sometimes described as scaly, hence the name squamatic acid: a type of acid found in lichens.

Trump is a squamatic creature.

Some eggshells have a layer known as the squamatic layer, which appears scaly under a microscope.

squamatic by Bloopy November 13, 2017

squamarted 

When a individual squirts and farts during intercourse

Oh whoops, I squamarted

squamarted by Da da da brain April 3, 2021

Squamatious Epaxails 

Constricting, choking, or otherwise stopping airflow from a person in a loving, or hateful manner.

Her look was as strong as her squamatious epaxails, from yesterday; i'm still seeing stars!

More examples can be found in the vice documentary: bit. ly/18gECvy

Squamatious Epaxails by ThisAintItChiefy September 30, 2018

Squagman

The term for someone particularly burdened with an unbelievable amount of swamp ass.

"Dude holy shit who used this bench last?"
"Tyler did, you know that guy has top tier swamp ass, definite squagman."

Squagman by Lerman April 24, 2021