Sprootemstold
water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.
Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD
water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature
water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)
It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.