An all natural smoothie made with fresh fruit of your choice, 1 cup Treetop 3 Apple Blend juice, 1/2 cup of plain yogurt, and a quarter of shrooms (mostly caps)!
Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.
Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)
It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.
"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"
"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"
Texting or using any means of communication to communicate with someone across the room. Sarootee can be used to talk behind someone's back or just because you are to lazy to open your mouth.
Steven is sarooting me now because we do not want Keenan to know what we are talking about.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!