after you take a poo and are ready to wipe, your finger penetrates the toilet paper and scrapes the grime off your poopy ass hole.
note: spying on the starfish happens easily if using single ply toilet paper

after a night of hard drinking your bud comes in the room after taking a shit and says," woah, im so hungover i just caught myself spying on the starfish."

spying on the starfish by montford11 May 31, 2006

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Is my FBI agent spying me ?

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.

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" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.

Is my FBI agent spying me ? by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

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Myspace Spying

To figure out information on another person, be it a friend or a relative, by investigating their Myspace profile. Also applicable for Facebook.

I wasn't sure if Chelsea was single or not, so after a bit of Myspace spying I discovered that she was in fact single.

Myspace Spying by Patchmo July 17, 2009

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pig spying

Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog

"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"

pig spying by The Gorgon June 6, 2015

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STOP SPYING ON ME!!!

what parionoid ppl say to emty air when they think some one is spying on them.

i was TOTALLY creeped out. i thought that my dad was spying on me, so i scream out loud to the emty air; STOP SPYING ON ME!!!

STOP SPYING ON ME!!! by claire123456789 October 6, 2008

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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