Ilana's definitions

Duff Stuff

A sloppily-designed ugly clothing line that isn't really working out for Hilary Duff, a sugary-pop star making her acting/record money off tween girls who wrongly believe she has talent.

Duff Stuff includes electrically coloured bikinis for nine year old girl Hilary-worshippers.

by Ilana July 25, 2008

Daniel Radcliffe

A pathetic pretty-boy joke of an actor who is ruining the Harry Potter movies. He was only hired because he's attractive, and yet looks remarkably unlike Harry.

Voldemort: Now give me the stone unless you want her Lily Potter to have died in vain.
Daniel Radcliffe: Never! in fake British accent and overemotional.

by Ilana January 22, 2006

Indira Ghandi

The first female prime minister of India. She was the daughter of the affaimed Jawaharl Nehru, also an important political figure. Indira had a long career, and though she was a genius of a politician with shrewd insight, Indira was also power hungry and very good at snatching power. She was assasinated on October 31, 1984.

Several years before she was assasinated, Indira Ghandi was charged with electoral fraud. She called in a state of emergency to the country and threw all of her opponents in jail. Events like these showcase her brilliance and her hunger for pwoer, with whatever means she can get it with.

by Ilana January 21, 2006

spying

To watch people without them knowing, usually doing something they rather you not see/know about.

She was spying on Rachel kissing her boyfriend.

by Ilana July 16, 2008

Building a Mystery

Building A Mystery is one of the best songs ever. It was written/performed by Sarah McLachlan an extremely talented Canadian singer and songwriter. Building A Mystery is one of Sarah's greatest hits. The song is not a teeny bopper whiny punk song but a mystical darkly pop song.

You come out at night|That's when the energy comes|And the dark side's light|And the vampires roam.... (Lyrics from Building A Mystery

by Ilana July 16, 2008

Evita

Evita is a musical written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It is about Evita Peron, the first lady of the former president of Argentina. It's a great musical with awesome songs like "Buenos Aires" and "Oh What A Circus".

Evita: High flying adored, I've been called names, but that's the strangest. My story's quite usual "LOCAL GIRL MAKES GOOD WITH FAMOUS MAN". I was slapped in the right place, at the perfect time. Filled a gap, I was lucky...but one thing I'll say for me....no one else can fill it like I can.

by Ilana July 16, 2008

lobuser

A person who, on Microsoft Network (MSN, although most of you bleary-eyed monitor-staring adolescents already know that) repeats the phrase "lol" after every sentence. This word comes from the words "lol" and "abuser." The person usually has no sense of humour and is looking for an inside joke to display as their name, but may be half asleep while aty the computer and using lol as an automatic reflex. Some suspect that human beings were born with the natural instict of responding "lol" to comments (though the theory is not supported by anyone other than, um, me.)

Person 1: i'm back, i just had to go eat dinner.
Lobuser: lol

by Ilana July 29, 2008