Ilana's definitions

Daniel Radcliffe

A pathetic pretty-boy joke of an actor who is ruining the Harry Potter movies. He was only hired because he's attractive, and yet looks remarkably unlike Harry.

Voldemort: Now give me the stone unless you want her Lily Potter to have died in vain.
Daniel Radcliffe: Never! in fake British accent and overemotional.

by Ilana January 22, 2006

Building a Mystery

Building A Mystery is one of the best songs ever. It was written/performed by Sarah McLachlan an extremely talented Canadian singer and songwriter. Building A Mystery is one of Sarah's greatest hits. The song is not a teeny bopper whiny punk song but a mystical darkly pop song.

You come out at night|That's when the energy comes|And the dark side's light|And the vampires roam.... (Lyrics from Building A Mystery

by Ilana July 16, 2008

cristy candler

Cristy Candler was an ensemble member of the Broadway musical Wicked (one of the best musicals ever, but that's just my opinion.) She played Elphaba's mother. Now Cristy Candler plays Nessarose in Wicked.

Cristy Candler has risen through the depths of the ensemble to have an actual role!

by Ilana March 2, 2007

New York Theatre Workshop

NYTW is an East Village theatre in New York that produces new plays/musicals. It can help get aspiring playwriters on their feet and get young actors noticed. It's claim to fame is that in 1994, NYTW launched Rent, the hit rock opera that moved to Broadway in '96.

New York Theatre Workshop has opened up opputunities for many young artists.

by Ilana March 2, 2007

Duff Stuff

A sloppily-designed ugly clothing line that isn't really working out for Hilary Duff, a sugary-pop star making her acting/record money off tween girls who wrongly believe she has talent.

Duff Stuff includes electrically coloured bikinis for nine year old girl Hilary-worshippers.

by Ilana July 25, 2008

posee

A person who is obsessed with hunting down "posers" in an attempt to make themselves look cool and "real." Finding these people on the internet is unavoidable. Sometimes they will actually give up liking something just to not let other people mistake themselves for a poser! Of course, then they miss out. Cutting of the nose to spite the face, eh? (Yes, I AM Canadian.)

Posee: I love <insert topic here> so much! But it's getting annoying that real fans like me HAVE to put up with those annoying posers who are always like "I love that too!" but they are not really fans like me. I smashed my <insert topic memorabilia here> and stopped being a fan because posers annoyed me so much.

by Ilana May 25, 2006

Indira Ghandi

The first female prime minister of India. She was the daughter of the affaimed Jawaharl Nehru, also an important political figure. Indira had a long career, and though she was a genius of a politician with shrewd insight, Indira was also power hungry and very good at snatching power. She was assasinated on October 31, 1984.

Several years before she was assasinated, Indira Ghandi was charged with electoral fraud. She called in a state of emergency to the country and threw all of her opponents in jail. Events like these showcase her brilliance and her hunger for pwoer, with whatever means she can get it with.

by Ilana January 21, 2006