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1. Noun - A turtle on the drug commonly known as speed. Still not that fast.
you run as fast as a spurdle.
Spurdle by Mooch144 May 13, 2009
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An individual that displays an extraordinary amount of ineptitude. A considerable amount of work is required to render this individual useful. Has spud like qualities but not deserving of Spud status.
Examples include:
- Comes to work without knowing what he/she is doing there.
- Using personal opinions as fact, then challenging these facts without knowledge.
Damo: "If the Earth was round, helicopters could hover in one spot and wait for the destination to arrive"
Robbo: "Congratulations, you just achieved Spudlet status"
spudlet by United_Integration January 24, 2018
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spurgled 

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.
I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...
spurgled by Leewrong August 31, 2017
A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room
Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled
Smurdle by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010
To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing
That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well
Spuddle by The last guy June 14, 2021
A surdle is an animal that loves the Thorni Bois.
He monches them all day and night.
Tender: WHOA IS THAT A SURDLE!?

Surd: Shut up.

Uwubot: he's eating the thorni bois!
SURDLE by Tender Nepurdle January 3, 2019
When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle
Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up
Spurtle by Ironbran September 6, 2018
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