Snurdle

Snurdle; the perverse act of surreptitiously sniffing the still warm bicycle seat of a female cyclist after she has just vacated the saddle. Usually for purposes of cheap sexual thrills and more often than not accompanied by pig style grunting noises.

Snurdling; the commission of the act of the snurdle.

"Yes officer. I'd just stepped off my bicycle when this man appeared out of nowhere and started to snurdle in broad daylight".

"Thank you Mrs May. We'll take it from here. Ok Mr Trump, in the back of the van and no funny business".

by Curtainsofbeef June 6, 2018

snurdle

to sniff around looking for something such as food or critters

Our dog likes to snurdle around the kitchen floor looking for crumbs.

by coach23 July 19, 2011

snurdle

To steal in a jovial manner from one's friends.

Upon a friend getting out of his chair and going to the kitchen and then taking his chair. " Haha I have snurdled your chair!"

by Pij April 10, 2008

Snurdle

A Snail and a turtle "BOTH SLOW"

HOW boring Could A Person BE!! YOUR SUCH A SNURDLE!!

by kimmz2 October 5, 2007

Smurdle

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

SURDLE

A surdle is an animal that loves the Thorni Bois.
He monches them all day and night.

Tender: WHOA IS THAT A SURDLE!?

Surd: Shut up.

Uwubot: he's eating the thorni bois!

by Tender Nepurdle January 3, 2019

snurtle

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

by Gregles January 1, 2009