snurdler

Someone who enjoys sniffing farts.

Mark farted and enjoyed the smell of it.
James says: 'That's disgusting! You snurdler!'

by TripleTom May 21, 2005

snurdler

Someone who snurdles!

My mate snurdled my seat (i.e. nabbed or took), he is a damn snurdler!

by Pij June 15, 2009

Snurdle

Snurdle; the perverse act of surreptitiously sniffing the still warm bicycle seat of a female cyclist after she has just vacated the saddle. Usually for purposes of cheap sexual thrills and more often than not accompanied by pig style grunting noises.

Snurdling; the commission of the act of the snurdle.

"Yes officer. I'd just stepped off my bicycle when this man appeared out of nowhere and started to snurdle in broad daylight".

"Thank you Mrs May. We'll take it from here. Ok Mr Trump, in the back of the van and no funny business".

by Curtainsofbeef June 6, 2018

Snurdleturt

A mildly annoying but lovable human that you accept in all their naughtiness.

My sister is such a snurdleturt for stealing my cookie!

by a coalition of idiots January 10, 2020

snurdle

to sniff around looking for something such as food or critters

Our dog likes to snurdle around the kitchen floor looking for crumbs.

by coach23 July 19, 2011

snurdle

To steal in a jovial manner from one's friends.

Upon a friend getting out of his chair and going to the kitchen and then taking his chair. " Haha I have snurdled your chair!"

by Pij April 10, 2008

Snurdle

A Snail and a turtle "BOTH SLOW"

HOW boring Could A Person BE!! YOUR SUCH A SNURDLE!!

by kimmz2 October 5, 2007