Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.
OMG!.. I totallydropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.
Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"