Spuntard

An English dialect most commonly found in California. Hard to understand for non-speakers.

No one understands me because i speak spuntard.

by BGETM November 11, 2009

Suntard

A person who spends large amounts of time attempting to get a tan, but only burns.

My sister is a suntard--despite having had sun poisoning, she still refuses to wear sunscreen.

by AnnHedonia July 25, 2008

sluntard

A person who is a slut a cunt and a retard.
A retarded acting slunt.

Don't go near Susan, she is a Sluntard.

by The Most Dangerous Animal May 21, 2007

Spontarded

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

by :) David :) October 20, 2008

Spantard

Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.

Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.

by Bob_Dole_ January 26, 2010

Spuntarded

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

Spunkard

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.

Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"

by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009