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A person who spends large amounts of time attempting to get a tan, but only burns.
My sister is a suntard--despite having had sun poisoning, she still refuses to wear sunscreen.
Suntard by AnnHedonia July 25, 2008
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A person who is a slut a cunt and a retard.
A retarded acting slunt.
Don't go near Susan, she is a Sluntard.

Spontarded 

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.
OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.
Spontarded by :) David :) October 20, 2008

Spantard 

Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.
Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.
Spantard by Bob_Dole_ January 26, 2010

Spuntarded 

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid
Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !
Spuntarded by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

Spunkard 

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.
Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"
Spunkard by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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