Spunkard

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.

Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"

by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009

Spunkard

Someone who spunks.
(Similar to “drunkard” - someone who drinks.)

Why is there a stain on your pants? What are you, a spunkard?

by Auntie Floyd January 30, 2026

spunkadonia

A situation where a man gets to ejaculate semen into the vaginas, anal passages and faces of lots of ladies of low morality.

Look Ryan, check these sluts out. We've found spunkadonia.

by ricosuave80 July 12, 2009

Spuntarded

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

spunkarama

A spunkarama is when whore girls or boys go for a spunkarama night out to an orgy, to be filled in every orifice with spunk and to have spunk smeared all over their bodies.

Hey! Let's go on a spunkarama tonight and see who can become the drippiest spunk whore! Yeah cool!

by Mike Kershaw April 10, 2007

Spunkaroo

1) Someone who acts in a preposterous manner.
2) A person having spunk and kangaroo like characteristics.
3) A sexy, pumpkin-assasin, rooster.

Oh my little spunkaroo, how ridiculous you are!

by AJ Dubb April 15, 2011

Spuntard

An English dialect most commonly found in California. Hard to understand for non-speakers.

No one understands me because i speak spuntard.

by BGETM November 11, 2009