Spundard

(N./adj.) A word that I just made up, so that you would ask about it, look this up, and then have to read it.

PRANKED!!

“Oh man, this is one spundard bunt cake you made today, Grandma!”

by Maverick_006 April 16, 2019

Spunkard

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.

Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"

by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009

Spuntarded

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

Spuntard

An English dialect most commonly found in California. Hard to understand for non-speakers.

No one understands me because i speak spuntard.

by BGETM November 11, 2009

stundard

Someone who is stupid by choice. These people resemble retards in their knowledge of most things, but have a normal functioning brain capacity. Presented with a means of education, they don't accept it. Some psychiatrists say stundards have learning disabilities, 90% of the time it's just a dumb, lazy, good-for-nothing mother fucker.

Retards get way more respect than stundards.

Me: I got an A in my trigonometry class, man!
Stundard: I only made it to third grade science. I don't care about that shit.

by Malcolm "M.F" Brown November 25, 2007

Spundardered

To be spun out by something that you heard or by something you have had happened to you - but in serious fashion. Like as in absolute shock/speechless at discovering something...

I didn't realise just how popular it was to partake in paraphilia. I mean, I don't know why everyone doesn't, but am spundardered at just how many in fact do!

When I found out that Drop Bears weren't real, I was spundardered….

by Buntselina November 14, 2011

Soundard

A mix of sound and standard

“Let’s go McDonald’s”
“Soundard”

by DaddyCogle November 18, 2021