spunkart

When you ejaculates on something and it makes a pattern.

He makes a living on spunkart.

by hippotuiosson April 20, 2008

spunkrat

A good-looking person, especially a young male.

Woah, isn't he a spunkrat?

by Rosa December 25, 2003

Spunkard

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.

Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"

by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009

spunkathon

When a young male masturbates as many times as he can with very little recovery time.

Nerd #1: "Dude, what did you do this weekend?"

Nerd #2: "I had a spunkathon to see how many loads I could pump onto a pair of my sister's panties."

Nerd #1: "DUDE! That's so frickin cool!

by spontaneous spunk December 19, 2011

spunk art

The random or artistic pattern one makes from the ejaculation or expulsion of spunk on any variety of tapestries or surfaces that may resemble a pattern or image.

One(being male) makes on a (normally) female recipients small of back after withdrawing from dogstyle before ejaculation and holding back till pressure overcomes the holding force. Often with a loud audiable "BLAT!". Thus resulting in a distinguishable spunk art image. >Can also be performed by a "solo artist" on a variety of tapestries and textiles.
>may also be performed by an oral reciepient with gag reflex trauma but may not include regergitation.

by Super Ryan April 20, 2006

Spunkfart

When a man ejaculates in an anus, which then proceeds to blow it out again by passing wind.

Eww gross, Jenny just spunkfarted all over him.

by azrael4 August 6, 2015

spunkarama

A spunkarama is when whore girls or boys go for a spunkarama night out to an orgy, to be filled in every orifice with spunk and to have spunk smeared all over their bodies.

Hey! Let's go on a spunkarama tonight and see who can become the drippiest spunk whore! Yeah cool!

by Mike Kershaw April 10, 2007