spüser

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(N) a male or female who masturbates at least 12 times per day

1. Have you seen Joe yet today? Nah he's such a spüser, he's probably still inside.

2. Hey is she gonna hang out with us tonight? No she can't she's such a spüser though.

spüser by 5893745 November 27, 2016

Words you can keep

Sposer

One who pretends to know/like sports. Sports + Poser = Sposer

My girlfriend is a sposer when it comes to the NCAA tournament.

Sposer by Jayla09 March 21, 2009

Related Words

spüser • Susery • spuse • souser • SUSER • sluser • snuser • Spaser • Sposer • Spuber

Susery

The act of seeming sus in an environment of 3 or more people

Ayo what is this susery my guy????

Susery by KizuSama094 October 10, 2020

Stuser

A stupid-loser. In example, someone who is being stubborn and will never let you be right. EVER. They are stupid, and they are a loser. Therefore, a stuser.

"Gosh, Tim, You're such a STUSER"

Stuser by Kassy McN and Wendy Batt May 15, 2008

spuse

verb: to repetitively make the same typo
noun: a repetitively mistyped word

Ben spused the word spouse several times today at work.

Spuse is an uncommon spuse of the word spouse.

spuse by tilleryj January 1, 2008

Susery

A susery is someone who you deeply have a connection with and it’s so deep that you can even act gay towards eachother but won’t have feelings. A friendship that doesn’t end. A friendship that is stronger than a bestfriend. A susery will always be there for you.

“Suseryyyy”- nata g
“Suseryyyyyyy” - jocy g
“hi shushery!!” - nata g
“hola suseryy!” - jocy g

Susery by Jocy G November 20, 2020

sluser

A combination of the words slut and loser. Can either be used as an insult or a joke.

Lauren: My legs are actually huge

Michelle: Shut up sluser you're so skinny

sluser by BrookeDavisCOB October 7, 2010

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026