spüser

(N) a male or female who masturbates at least 12 times per day

1. Have you seen Joe yet today? Nah he's such a spüser, he's probably still inside.

2. Hey is she gonna hang out with us tonight? No she can't she's such a spüser though.

by 5893745 November 27, 2016

Sposer

One who pretends to know/like sports. Sports + Poser = Sposer

My girlfriend is a sposer when it comes to the NCAA tournament.

by Jayla09 March 21, 2009

Susery

The act of seeming sus in an environment of 3 or more people

Ayo what is this susery my guy????

by KizuSama094 October 10, 2020

Stuser

A stupid-loser. In example, someone who is being stubborn and will never let you be right. EVER. They are stupid, and they are a loser. Therefore, a stuser.

"Gosh, Tim, You're such a STUSER"

by Kassy McN and Wendy Batt May 15, 2008

spuse

verb: to repetitively make the same typo
noun: a repetitively mistyped word

Ben spused the word spouse several times today at work.

Spuse is an uncommon spuse of the word spouse.

by tilleryj January 1, 2008

Susery

A susery is someone who you deeply have a connection with and it’s so deep that you can even act gay towards eachother but won’t have feelings. A friendship that doesn’t end. A friendship that is stronger than a bestfriend. A susery will always be there for you.

“Suseryyyy”- nata g
“Suseryyyyyyy” - jocy g
“hi shushery!!” - nata g
“hola suseryy!” - jocy g

by Jocy G November 20, 2020

sluser

A combination of the words slut and loser. Can either be used as an insult or a joke.

Lauren: My legs are actually huge

Michelle: Shut up sluser you're so skinny

by BrookeDavisCOB October 7, 2010