Sptoif 

Something you say when the uh the uh uh the umm uh the I forgor

Guy: I forgor 💀
Me: ok sptoif

Sptoif by Zayon8811 November 10, 2021

spotify bomb 

A Spotify bomb is when you utilize one of the other locations your Spotify account is linked to play (such as someone else's apartment, someone else's TV, someone else's car radio) and start playing a song to surprise or scare the other person.

Man, I totally Spotify bombed Maria last night. I think her cat jumped into the ceiling. She's so pissed, but she doesn't know how to de-link her TV from my account.

spotify bomb by Neil Manhattan's West Village February 25, 2019

Spotify Ads

Ads that talk about their own company and how it sucks that they just interrupted your fun?

That one lady: Don’t you hate that Spotify Ads interrupt you and are so stupid?
That one man: Isn’t that what you literally just did? Just now?
That one lady: lItErAlLy!

Spotify Ads by Ooga_booga____ July 11, 2019

Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.

- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

Just listening to some Spotify by remboi June 18, 2018

Spotify Premium 

Something a person needs to get if they want some bitches on their dick.

Ayo has Timon been getting any bitches on his dick lately?
Nahh man, he still aint got that Spotify Premium

Spotify Premium by Sexy_Kieran January 17, 2021

Spotify 

That website that doesn't let you pick your own music on mobile and has ads telling you how bad ads are.

John: Yo bro do you like Spotify?
Tom: Oh you mean YT music with less steps?

Spotify by Veryepiclemon October 11, 2021

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

Spotify and Side Hug by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016