When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you
dig your hand deep down into your nut
sack, wipe your hand with your nut
juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.
Dam! You just got spooged!
I can't believe I fell for that
spooge!
Is that nut
juice on your face from a
spooge, or are you just happy to see me?