Spronch

The act of opening a soda that makes the sound.

personman: "this b*tch full. YEET!"
manperson: "Oh noooo, if I open my soda now it will spronch everywhere."
personman: *proceeds to yeet*

by skoitmcYoite December 18, 2018

Scronch

That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.

See? That girl does the nose scronch too.

by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019

Scronch

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language

Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA

by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019

Sprunch

A term for when you go to a spin class and then immediately go to brunch afterwards.

I love going for sprunch with my besties !!

by GirlsThatSprunch May 18, 2019

scronch

To forcibly take

"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang

by doragon88 May 30, 2018

Stronch

The noise made when a large penis or dildo is forcibly and rapidly jammed into a mostly unwilling anus. It is a brutally effective onomatopoeia, combining the painful tearing sound of the anus ripping open with a smoother sliding sound that represents the mass of the bulky invader forcing inside in a single, completely inhumane motion.

If there's no security at the back entrance, stronch that shit, bro.

by AKfucker August 3, 2009

sprunch

A mixed drink that is half Sprite and half fruit punch, available at McDonalds in Hawaii and Guam.

I'd like a sprunch, please.

by indie chick May 23, 2006