Spronch 

The act of opening a soda that makes the sound.

personman: "this b*tch full. YEET!"
manperson: "Oh noooo, if I open my soda now it will spronch everywhere."
personman: *proceeds to yeet*

Spronch by skoitmcYoite December 18, 2018

Scronch 

That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.

See? That girl does the nose scronch too.

Scronch by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019

Scronch 

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language

Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA

Scronch by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019

Sprunch

A term for when you go to a spin class and then immediately go to brunch afterwards.

I love going for sprunch with my besties !!

Sprunch by GirlsThatSprunch May 18, 2019

scronch 

To forcibly take

"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang

scronch by doragon88 May 30, 2018

Stronch

The noise made when a large penis or dildo is forcibly and rapidly jammed into a mostly unwilling anus. It is a brutally effective onomatopoeia, combining the painful tearing sound of the anus ripping open with a smoother sliding sound that represents the mass of the bulky invader forcing inside in a single, completely inhumane motion.

If there's no security at the back entrance, stronch that shit, bro.

Stronch by AKfucker August 3, 2009

sprunch

A mixed drink that is half Sprite and half fruit punch, available at McDonalds in Hawaii and Guam.

I'd like a sprunch, please.

sprunch by indie chick May 23, 2006