Definitions by skoitmcYoite

Spronch 

The act of opening a soda that makes the sound.

personman: "this b*tch full. YEET!"
manperson: "Oh noooo, if I open my soda now it will spronch everywhere."
personman: *proceeds to yeet*

Spronch by skoitmcYoite December 18, 2018