Sprinkt
Used to define the act of a Sprint user that sprints naked through a sprinkler covered in sprinkles.
Sprinkt by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020
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sprinted
When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.
Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017
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sphincter sprinkler
When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
sphincter sprinkler by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011
miami sprinkler
The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.
miami sprinkler by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014
Springtrap
An animatronic, who was once called Spring Bonnie. Springtrap is a rabbit animatronic, haunted by William Afton, also known as "Purple Guy" or "The Killer in Purple". William's corpse was trapped in Springtrap due to a springlock failure. William, the killer of the FNaF 1 souls, was cornered into the Spring Bonnie/Springtrap suit, and was springlocked. Springtrap is also the main antagonist in FNaF 3.
Springtrap by TheSwiftSilverFox September 22, 2020
Wittenoom Sprinkler
The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.
Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.
Wittenoom Sprinkler by J Archer August 23, 2018
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