Sprinkt

Used to define the act of a Sprint user that sprints naked through a sprinkler covered in sprinkles.

"Bro did you see that? My man just straight up Sprinkt!"

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

sprinted

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

sphincter sprinkler

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack

yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011

Sprankton

n.

1. A disease you get from chewing too much.

Why do you dress like one of thoes gothic chicks? Is it to embarrass daddy? WAA-CHA!

by Blind8733 March 25, 2004

miami sprinkler

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.

Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.

by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014

Springtrap

An animatronic, who was once called Spring Bonnie. Springtrap is a rabbit animatronic, haunted by William Afton, also known as "Purple Guy" or "The Killer in Purple". William's corpse was trapped in Springtrap due to a springlock failure. William, the killer of the FNaF 1 souls, was cornered into the Spring Bonnie/Springtrap suit, and was springlocked. Springtrap is also the main antagonist in FNaF 3.

Springtrap is one of my favorite FNaF characters.

by TheSwiftSilverFox September 22, 2020

Wittenoom Sprinkler

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.

Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.

by J Archer August 23, 2018