Springles is Canon.
by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022
to be single in the spring when all of the attractive people come out from their winter clothes and parade their attractiveness around in the sun, and the freedom to pick them up.
by steakdinnerz February 25, 2011
a useless sentence or directive usually given by someone in middle management who is completely incompetent and underqualified.
springles are best demonstrated by rampant arse covering and outright lies about project status and deadline capabalities.
can also be characterised by blatant racial discrimation i.e 'they're Indian, it's a cultural thing'.
can also be characterised by blatant racial discrimation i.e 'they're Indian, it's a cultural thing'.
by pam beasley January 7, 2008
by Shruti Patel February 17, 2019
The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.
The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.
The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.
Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...
by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006
by omarm October 2, 2023