Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Something that all the adssay, but is never, ever, true.
John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.