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springlos 

The act of shoving a pringles can up your ass while another person is having sexual intercourse with the pringles can.
Jimmy: "Shit man wanna springlos?"
Dave: "Hell yeah man did that with my doctor last week."
springlos by Leomagicyy January 11, 2023
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Bonner Springs High School 

A school that combines both Hicks, Sluts, Druggies, and privileged white people in one building.
There is no telling what you find at Bonner Springs High School. Got any weed?

springness 

Springness is the hidden presence of the concealed mystery of truth
A poet's corpus will never die, for it has a timeless springness
A poet's corpus will never die, for it has a timeless springness.

It does not contain the second egotistical, bouncy "i" of springiness.

Antonyms: winterness,,, normalness
springness by Joannissance September 19, 2013

Devil Springs 

Devil Springs is vodka that is 151 proof (75.5% Ethanol by volume). It's great to mix into drinks (like fruit punch or fanta) and drink to warm up during the winter. Add ice, and you got a refreshing spring, summer, or fall drink. Devil springs can also be mixed with 2-methyl-2-butanol and juice.
I mixed Devil Springs with Hawaiian Punch and 2-methyl-2-butanol. Then me and my friends chugged it.
Devil Springs by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023

yellow sprinkles 

Another term for giving someone a Golden Shower.
Bro I totally gave her yellow sprinkles last night! My bed was soaked!”

Skip the sprinkles

A phrase used to describe clean shaven pubic hair.

Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.
Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."
Skip the sprinkles by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012

valley springs middle school

a school in NC filled with druggies, future professional athletes, and hoes. a fun place to be but good luck keeping a secret because words spread like fire across the halls of this prison. if you go here you're either super rich or super poor. there is never a boring day here and can be pretty fun if you have friends from every group and luck out on a good teacher team.
valley springs middle school has hoes, players, athletes, and crackheads.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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