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sprongles 

Semen, or more specifically, the little "love tadpoles" found therein. Often to be found liberally applied to the face and flesh pillows of "art film" actresses.
Post-vasectomy, it is believed that the remaining sprongles can back up and may present some danger of testicular rupture.
sprongles by NyIan December 10, 2008
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Spongeshit 

Spongeshit is a Yellow Sponge who lives under a dead Poʀnapple in the Sea Spongeshit shitpants !!
Spongeshit friends are Shitward and Mr. Shit his bestfriend is Patshit Shit Shit Shit!
Everyfish lives in the Bottom of the Girl's Bikini
And his pet Snail name is Garshit and his number one enemy is Plankshit
Here is the Into Song Lyrics in the Spongeshit Squareshit:
Are ya ready shits?
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
I can't Fuck you
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a Poʀnapple under the shit?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Banana and Spongy and poʀnous is he?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
If having sex something you lack?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Then drop on my Dick and Suck like a Snake!
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Ready?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Friend: Hey broshit have you heard of Spongebob Squarepants?
Me: what is that?
Friend: A Cartoon animated Series for ki-
Me: Oh I heard that there is a Sequal!
Friend: Wow what is it?
Me: Spongeshit Squareshit
Friend: the fuck is that?
Me: you will never know...
Spongeshit by Victor Gamer April 28, 2021

Spoonless 

A word that describes anything and everything in a derogatory term thats mildly insulting
Brain why you hella spoonless?
Spoonless by bhris boolin May 10, 2018

sprongle 

The act of throwing a bullfrog out a car window at a high speed.
Joe was bored so he went searching for some bullfrogs to sprongle.

"Hey dude, did you sprongle yesterday?" "For sure man, I sprongle all the time!"
sprongle by The_Sprongler420 April 5, 2022

springness 

Springness is the hidden presence of the concealed mystery of truth
A poet's corpus will never die, for it has a timeless springness
A poet's corpus will never die, for it has a timeless springness.

It does not contain the second egotistical, bouncy "i" of springiness.

Antonyms: winterness,,, normalness
springness by Joannissance September 19, 2013

yellow sprinkles 

Another term for giving someone a Golden Shower.
“Bro I totally gave her yellow sprinkles last night! My bed was soaked!”