springfest 

An annual event held at JMU where students from JMU and various other institutions get completely wasted and start riots at block parties all weekend. The only way to shut these crazy kids down is to bring in the police, tear gas, and riot shields.

"Hey, did you survive springfest last night?"
"I got tear gased FOUR times. Best night of my life!"

springfest by jMuDuKe007 April 12, 2010

SpringFest 

An annual party at JMU where dumbass students light shit on fire and break everyones shit. Also a time to throw bottles as cops and fill the streets with broken glass so it is dangerous for anyone to walk around and a great time to fuck up our environment (stupid fucking douche bags)! oh i almost forgot and a great way to FUCK OVER RADFORD'S QUADFEST!!!!! if that is to happen so help me god i will ass rape everyone who attends JMU!!

How can i show im a bigger douche bag than everyone already thinks?

Just go to springfest and fuck shit up for everyone!

SpringFest by F*** You! April 19, 2010

Bruce Springsteen 

Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!

Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!

Bruce Springsteen by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019

juice springsteen 

(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirst™, or Powerthirst™ Rocket Edition.

But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!

juice springsteen by ok ok June 10, 2008

springness 

Springness is the hidden presence of the concealed mystery of truth
A poet's corpus will never die, for it has a timeless springness

A poet's corpus will never die, for it has a timeless springness.

It does not contain the second egotistical, bouncy "i" of springiness.

Antonyms: winterness,,, normalness

springness by Joannissance September 19, 2013

springfeel 

You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hard. Balls rubbing against your chin... and before i cum, i'm gonna squeeze your nose and you're gonna take it all...

Springfeel: 8 inches, nice and fat think you can handle that?

springfeel by Yo Guck Fourself February 13, 2019

Bruce Springsteen 

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.

Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

Bruce Springsteen by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010