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springing 

state of being high where you just feel like bouncing all over the place
''shit im so high im just springing over here.''
springing by alexandria14 March 19, 2008
Words you can keep
Where you push down on the tip of your soft dick and it springs back up
Yo dude I'm springing right now.

Dude that's awesome stop talking to me
Springing by Pregnant moth man July 15, 2026

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

Springing a Half Chub 

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

Jerry Springing 

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.
When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.
Jerry Springing by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

Slinging Grapes

To wish to do someone harm on purpose.
Bitch was slinging grapes at me so I would fail that test.
Slinging Grapes by Dudaism May 15, 2019
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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