sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by Tito May 12, 2004

sporkier

The state of being more 'sporky' than someone.

Tito is far sporkier than everyone, because he's so sporky.

by Tito May 12, 2004

Sporkerize

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Sporkie

The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.

When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.

by BRIF September 29, 2014

Sporkie

The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.

1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.

by KAOT November 12, 2004

sporker

one who likes to spork

Bob was a sporker because he was holding a spork in his hand. Bob likes sporks. Very much.

by sporker number 572 July 26, 2003

Sporkie and Breuster

A three way 69.

Sometimes shortened to S n B.

Oi Lionel! Wanna join Ingrid and I in a lil' Sporkie and Breuster?

by Sporkie n Breuster February 4, 2016