2 definitions by BRIF
The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.
When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.
by BRIF September 29, 2014
Using clean laundry in the dryer to get dressed, while throwing dirty clothes directly into the washer. This habit results in a cycle of wearing a small number of repetative outfits.
Brian realized he was in a serious laundrut; he had been wearing his 'Miami Vice' t-shirt every Thursday for the past 5 months.
by BRIF July 17, 2015