BRIF's definitions

Sporkie

The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.

When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.

by BRIF September 29, 2014

Laundrut

Using clean laundry in the dryer to get dressed, while throwing dirty clothes directly into the washer. This habit results in a cycle of wearing a small number of repetative outfits.

Brian realized he was in a serious laundrut; he had been wearing his 'Miami Vice' t-shirt every Thursday for the past 5 months.

by BRIF August 8, 2015